Jack Black described his perfect day off work and of course, it includes taking the perfect number two, or as he calls it, a “one-wiper”.  And no, he doesn’t mean using a wet wipe because he’s “sensitive” down there.

In an interview with “People“, he said it also includes, quote, “a long walk or a good frisbee session at the park.  I gotta get a little cardio, gotta get the heart pumping . . .

“Obviously, a delicious meal, maybe an Indian meal, like a chicken korma with some mother-lovin’ garlic naan… a good movie… perhaps an incredible session of lovemaking.”

Jack said spending time with family is a luxury that he rediscovered during the pandemic because he got to hang out with them all the time.  And since he’s back working on a movie, he misses them.