I haven’t been to a Star Wars movie in the theaters since the release of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Honestly I’m not sure I’ve spent any money whatsoever on anything Star Wars related since the release of Rian Johnson’s film. When you read about toxic Star Wars fans – You’ll probably see my photo.

Today I’m going back to the theaters to see the 40th Anniversary of the real ending to the Skywalker Saga – George Lucas’s Star Wars: Return of the Jedi! It’s my second movie in the Skywalker Saga. There’s only six movies in the Skywalker Saga btw…. (I am a manbaby – I know)

Return of the Jedi is the first Star Wars film I remember watching. I was at my Aunt Ginny and Uncle Jerry’s farm – probably 8 years old… But it’s a memory I’ll always cherish. Not like my memory of seeing The Last Jedi in theaters and going into a fit of rage and redecorating my apartment the next morning because I was disgusted with Star Wars. (I might need therapy)

Star Wars Return of the Jedi will be in select theaters from April 28th until May 4th. The next time Star Wars returns to the theaters might not be until Rey returns for a film that takes place 15 years after The Rise of Skywalker… I’d rather see a Salacious Crumb trilogy. – Toxic Man Baby Producer Dan